Money drop door buster

At least one of at most 15 baby poops with dangly bits will have $100 stuffed and sewn inside. You will have to cut open the plushie to find out… If you even want to find out. This is not a raffle as there will be no increased cost from regular retail. If my rudimentary understanding of quantum mechanics is correct, this will be schrödinger’s poop. Poo plushies opened and not repaired by an experienced sewist knowledgeable on the astm toy standard should never be given to young children.